Run away from divorcees with “children living together”

There are 3 categories of Divorcees on shaadi websites.
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  1. Divorced (With no Children)
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  2. Divorced (With Children, but not living together)
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  3. Divorced (With Children, living together)

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Hint: Run away from # 3 !

 

 

Let’s look at the 3 categories in detail

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Divorcee with NO CHILDREN
If she’s a divorcee with NO CHILDREN, that increases your chances of getting the milk without the cow. Because she’s had no kids, she’s relaxed and stress-free which increases her desire for making love, and that’s good.

 

Divorcee with KIDS LIVING AWAY
If it’s a divorcee with children NOT LIVING TOGETHER, that is also worth trying. She has probably gone through a divorce and has got some kind of payout through legal settlement and the kids are usually away (in a boarding school or with the husband). Either ways, it means she has a house, money and free time. That’s perfect.

 

Divorcee with KIDS LIVING TOGETHER
The most dangerous category!  A woman with kids living with her is the worst prospect for milk collection. Her mind is so focussed on raising her kids, running the home and earning money…that sex is the last thing on her mind. Her # 1 priority is finding a provider. And because she has already gone through a divorce (and is usually regretting not juicing her ex for a bigger alimony) her knowledge of the legal tricks has made her wiser. Also, every married woman knows that once a man gets his milk, he rolls over and goes to sleep, he is not interested in the cow any more. So she will not give you even a drop of the milk unless you are ready to take in the cow, and her 2 calves from the previous marriage.  What she’s really looking for is a sexually frustrated idiot who will marry her. Don’t be that idiot. In short, when you meet a divorcee with a kid living together, there’s only one thing to do: RUN as fast as you can! If she has 2 kids living together, take a cab and get out as fast as you can. If she has 3 kids, take a plane!!!